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Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:43:51

It’s the Halloween time and it is a tradition here on Two Chairs No Waiting to tell a spooky story or two around the campfire.

This year we have a special guest storyteller. James Dodson has been coming to Mayberry events for a few years now as “Andy” and I thought it would be fitting to have him tell a story that I know you’ll all enjoy.

In the search for a story to tell you that is in the same spooky vein as “The Golden Arm,” I found “Chief Swanee’s Gold” written by Craig Dominey and Lanny Gilbert on “The Moonlit Road” podcast/website. Craig granted me permission to share that story with you and it will be followed by a version of The Golden Arm folktale.

The Golden Arm was most famously told by Mark Twain and also used by him to instruct others in how to tell a story. In 2015, I first presented the Mark Twain version of the story in episode #349. This being the spooky time of the year, I thought it was time to tell another version of the story.

This episode is spooky so be sure to keep those who might not sleep well, like Barney and Gomer, away from this episode I wouldn’t want to have anyone staring darkness trying to spot someone looking for their gold or their golden arm.

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #759: Sharon Campbell
Patreon Patron of the Week #759: Rebecca Spears

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Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:34:35

Mayberry Days is always a great time for those that attend and the 34th annual Mayberry Days in Mt. Airy, NC was not exception. A highlight of every Mayberry Days is the Trivia contest.

This episode we step through the Qualifying Round questions and answers of the 2023 World Championship of Mayberry Trivia.

The qualifying round is played to earn a spot in the Finals of Mayberry trivia. If you qualify, you end up facing past Mayberry Days Trivia champions and other qualifiers from this round in the finals.

Good luck with the questions. If you got more than 8 right, you ought to make your way to Mayberry Days and try your hand at landing on stage for the finals.

We finish up with some easier Mayberry trivia.

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (888) 684-8415 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

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Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #757: Sharon Campbell
Patreon Patron of the Week #757: Rebecca Spears

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TCNW 757: Mayberry Pumpkins

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:38:14

The season is upon us when folks begin to decorate for the harvest time. You’ll be happy to know you can spread the Mayberry ‘spirit’ during this time of year with your very own Mayberry themed jack-o-lantern. Choose between Barn, Goober, Opie and Floyd as your pumpkin, or just do one of each!

This information is right out of the free Weaver’s Newsletter for October 2023. That and much more can be found in newsletter so please subscribe so you won’t miss out on what the Weaver’s Newsletter has to offer.

We finish up with some Mayberry trivia.

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (888) 684-8415 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

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Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #757: Brian Rose
Patreon Patron of the Week #757: Rebecca Spears

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TCNW 756: 15 Years, No Waiting

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:34:16

Happy 15th birthday to Two Chairs No Waiting.

On October 11, 2008 the Two Chairs No Waiting Podcast had it’s very first episode published to the world. Back in those days, most people didn’t have high-speed internet so I did my best to keep episode length short and therefore the file size small. That first episode was only 12 minutes 11 seconds long and the file was less than 6 Megs. For reference, episode 755 was over 42 minutes long with a file size of almost 30 Megs.

Some other things that happened in October 2008:
Oct 7 Music, podcast, and video streaming service Spotify is launched
Oct 22 Google Play is launched, the official app store for the Android operating system

There was no video version of the first episode, thank goodness, because I recorded it in my bedroom wearing an USB headphone/microphone that made noises if I moved my head and picked up every sound in the house. The first “live stream” of the podcast didn’t happen until episode 64 in very late December of 2009, over a year after the podcast began.

That first video stream was not great. Those who attended couldn’t hear the music I play to start and end episode nor could they see anything other that a bad quality version of me. I worked to improve things for the video so I skipped a week and by episode 66 those who attended could at least see and hear things though the video quality was still bad. By episode 67, I had vey much improved the video quality and the “live stream” became watchable.

By episode 72 I had upgraded the microphone to the one I currently use and both audio and video quality got us to an acceptable level. Other improvements have been done to the camera, lighting, software and computers over the years and hopefully the host has also improved.

We finish up with some Mayberry trivia. It’s a BIG day!

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Follow Two Chairs No Waiting on Facebook and/or follow me on Twitter. I  post Mayberry things there as another way to let folks know about The Andy Griffith Show.

Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (888) 684-8415 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

If you use iTunes, please visit the Two Chairs No Waiting page of the iTunes store and leave a review and rating.

Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #756: Brian Rose
Patreon Patron of the Week #756: Rebecca Spears

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TCNW 755: Mayberry Days 2023 Visitor Reports

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:42:12

Reports about Mayberry Days 2023 from fellow fans and attendees of the event. We have a video report, six voicemail reports and several written reports. I know you’re going to enjoy hearing from these kind folks that took the time to send in their thoughts on Mayberry Days.

This episode releases on the 63rd Anniversary of the premier of The Andy Griffith Show!

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Follow Two Chairs No Waiting on Facebook and/or follow me on Twitter. I  post Mayberry things there as another way to let folks know about The Andy Griffith Show.

Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (888) 684-8415 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

If you use iTunes, please visit the Two Chairs No Waiting page of the iTunes store and leave a review and rating.

Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #755: Terry Neiman
Patreon Patron of the Week #755: Bob & Pat Mundy

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TCNW 754: What’s Mayberry Days Like?

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:30:15

I was reading the posts about the 2023 Mayberry Days event that just wrapped up this past weekend and came across an essay written by Mayberry fan Rebecca Spears. Rebecca is in the Two Chairs No Waiting chat room most Monday nights as “Lydia” so I was quick to ask her if I could share her words with you all. She did a great job answering the question “what’s Mayberry Days like?” and I think it will help you understand a bit more why I’m always asking folks to consider coming to Mayberry Days or one of the other amazing Mayberry events held each year.

Thank you to Rebecca for allowing me to put voice to the words she penned.

I would like to HEAR from you about your experience(s) at Mayberry Days. I plan to do an overarching Mayberry Days report next episode but I really want to hear your report. Please consider calling in or emailing me an audio or video file about your time in “Mayberry.” You can call 888-684-8415 (2 minutes or less), click the “Leave a Voicemail” link on the right side of TwoChairsNoWaiting.com, or record on your phone and email the file to me.

This episode will wrap up by asking 12 fairly easy Mayberry trivia questions…one of which you really can’t miss.

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Follow Two Chairs No Waiting on Facebook and/or follow me on Twitter. I  post Mayberry things there as another way to let folks know about The Andy Griffith Show.

Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (888) 684-8415 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

If you use iTunes, please visit the Two Chairs No Waiting page of the iTunes store and leave a review and rating.

Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #754: Terry Neiman
Patreon Patron of the Week #754: Bob & Pat Mundy

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TCNW 753: Mayberry Days Preview and Stuff

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:30:22

I have folks ask me all the time how much time the tribute artists spend rehearsing the skits/shows we put on at events like Mayberry Days. I thought I’d take an episode to talk about that topic and let you all know that, well, we don’t get to rehearse at all. What you see is the tribute artists just stepping up and improving our way through scenes from The Andy Griffith Show and most of the time it’s with almost zero time to even walk through the scene.

I’ll explain that and give you an example of a skit we did back in 1995 that was the VERY first time we’d even tried to do it. It was done in front of a live audience at Col Tim’s at Mayberry Days 1995.

I have a couple of voicemails we’ll address and then we’ll wrap things up by playing some easy Mayberry trivia.

Thank you to the folks that attended the Mayberry Meet-up 2023 for your support of the podcast!

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Contact Info

Follow Two Chairs No Waiting on Facebook and/or follow me on Twitter. I  post Mayberry things there as another way to let folks know about The Andy Griffith Show.

Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (888) 684-8415 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

If you use iTunes, please visit the Two Chairs No Waiting page of the iTunes store and leave a review and rating.

Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #753: Terry Neiman
Patreon Patron of the Week #753: Bob & Pat Mundy

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