BARNEY: I want to have it so it smells of real leather and pipe tobacco, good books - maybe a dog.
THELMA LOU: You want it to smell of a dog?
BARNEY: No. I mean I want a dog there - you know, lying there. I want to have a place to come back to where I can just put my feet up, light my pipe. You know, something; when I come home from work, I'm just completely shot