{"id":1995,"date":"2010-12-21T20:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T01:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/?p=1995"},"modified":"2024-05-12T09:27:11","modified_gmt":"2024-05-12T14:27:11","slug":"two-chairs-no-waiting-115-mayberry-christmas-to-all-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/2010\/12\/two-chairs-no-waiting-115-mayberry-christmas-to-all-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Chairs No Waiting 115: Mayberry Christmas to All 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Host:<\/strong> Allan Newsome<br \/>\nRunning time: 0:13:21<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1866\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/two_chairs_logo_2010_200.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1866\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1866\" title=\"two_chairs_logo_2010_200\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/two_chairs_logo_2010_200.jpg\" alt=\"Two Chairs No Waiting\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/two_chairs_logo_2010_200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/two_chairs_logo_2010_200-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1866\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Two Chairs No Waiting<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Mayberry Christmas to all!\u00a0 Lets have some fun and sing along with &#8220;Barney the Mayberry Deputy&#8221; (Sung to the tune \u201cRudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer). The lyrics are below.<\/p>\n<p>We also get to hear Miss Ellie sing Away in a Manger for the close of the podcast.\u00a0 I hope this episode brings to mind the joy of the Christmas season no matter what time of year you happen to be listening.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Barney the Mayberry Deputy<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Sung to the tune \u201cRudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer&#8221;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Barney the Mayberry deputy,<br \/>\nHad a very shiny badge,<br \/>\nAnd when he cleaned his bullet,<br \/>\nHe would use liquid Pledge.<\/p>\n<p>All of the other deputies,<br \/>\nTried but it just wasn\u2019t the same,<br \/>\nThey couldn\u2019t match ole Barney,<br \/>\nTiger Fife was his name.<\/p>\n<p>Then one foggy Christmas Eve,<br \/>\nAndy came to say,<br \/>\nBarney with your build so right,<br \/>\nWon\u2019t you be our Santa tonight.<\/p>\n<p>My how the folks there loved him,<br \/>\nAndy, Opie, Ellie and Aunt Bee,<br \/>\nBarney the Mayberry Deputy,<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll go down in History!!!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget to leave comments or ask questions on the <a href=\"http:\/\/TwoChairsNoWaiting.com\/\">TwoChairsNoWaiting.com<\/a> website or using the contact information given in the podcast. We&#8217;d love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode.  Call the  Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (256) 513-9526  and leave a voice mail to be part  of the show.<\/p>\n<p>If you use iTunes, please visit the <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewPodcast?id=293597632\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Two Chairs No Waiting page of the iTunes store<\/a> and  leave a review and rating.<\/p>\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"TCNW 115: Mayberry Christmas to All 2010\" style=\"width:640px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe hidef\" id=\"WYL_W1ncJ86vgbU\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/W1ncJ86vgbU\/hqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W1ncJ86vgbU\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT13M23S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2010-12-21T02:03:01Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_W1ncJ86vgbU\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/W1ncJ86vgbU\/hqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">TCNW 115: Mayberry Christmas to All 2010<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/W1ncJ86vgbU\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/W1ncJ86vgbU\/0.jpg\" alt=\"TCNW 115: Mayberry Christmas to All 2010\" width=\"640\" height=\"340\" \/><\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Mayberry Christmas to all! Lets have some fun and sing along with &quot;Barney the Mayberry Deputy&quot; (Sung to the tune &quot;Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer). The lyrics are below. We also get to hear Miss Ellie sing Away in a Manger for the close of the podcast. I hope this episode brings to mind the joy of the Christmas season no matter what time of year you happen to be listening. Barney the Mayberry Deputy (Sung to the tune &quot;Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer) Barney the Mayberry deputy, Had\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:640px;margin:5px auto;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/W1ncJ86vgbU\" target=\"_blank\">Watch this video on YouTube<\/a>.<\/div><\/p>\n<p><strong>Related Links:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/iMayberry.com\/tagsrwc\/wbmutbb\/anewsome\/private\/christmascard2010.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Newsome&#8217;s Christmas Card 2010<\/a> &#8211; You can also see all our past cards at the <a href=\"http:\/\/iMayberry.com\/tagsrwc\/wbmutbb\/anewsome\/private\/christmascards.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Ghosts of Christmas Past<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iMayberry.com\/tagsrwc\/wbmutbb\/anewsome\/private\/fanfiction.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mayberry Fan Fiction <\/a>&#8211;\u00a0 Here&#8217;s a trip back to Mayberry using your mind and the written word. You&#8217;ll love reading these stories and traveling back to &#8220;our hometown.&#8221; If you have a story of your own that&#8217;s about Mayberry and the friends that we find there, please submit them to us for placement here so that other fans can enjoy your talents.<\/li>\n<li>Lost Episode&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.iMayberry.com\/tagsrwc\/wbmutbb\/mfigure\/fanfiction\/unforgetablechristmas.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">An Unforgettable Christmas<\/a>\u00a9\u00a0 &#8211; Join your Mayberry Friends as they again visit the holiday season. Written and copyright by Joe Gritton. You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iMayberry.com\/tagsrwc\/wbmutbb\/mfigure\/fanfiction\/unforgetablechristmas.rtf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">download<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iMayberry.com\/tagsrwc\/wbmutbb\/mfigure\/fanfiction\/unforgetablechristmas.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">read online<\/a>. (28.0KB) Rich Text Format (.rtf) file. 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Check out and purchase David&#8217;s &#8220;rock&#8221; album called  &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pictureanaccident.com\/pictureanaccident.com\/Home.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Picture an Accident<\/a>&#8221; by visiting the albums web site.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=W1ncJ86vgbU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Video Version of this podcast episode <\/a>on YouTube<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Executive Producer of Two Chairs No Waiting Episode #115:<\/strong><strong> <span style=\"color: #800000;\">David Morris<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Visit the <em>Two Chairs No Waiting<\/em> store and share your love for the show.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/twochairs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Two Chairs No Waiting Shop<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Subscribe to Two Chairs No Waiting<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"E-mail\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/email.png\" alt=\"E-mail\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/twochairs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Facebook Fan Page\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/facebook.png\" alt=\"Facebook Fan Page\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Zune\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/zune-16x16.jpg\" alt=\"Zune\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewPodcast?id=293597632\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"iTunes\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/itunes-icon-16x16.jpg\" alt=\"iTunes\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/imayberry.com\/podcasts\/category\/two-chairs-no-waiting\/feed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"RSS Feed\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/rss-icon-16x16.jpg\" alt=\"RSS Feed\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 760px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;\">Video Version of this podcast on YouTube &#8211; http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=W1ncJ86vgbU<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mayberry Christmas to all!  Lets have some fun and sing along with &#8220;Barney the Mayberry Deputy&#8221;. We also get to hear Miss Ellie sing Away in a Manger for the close of the podcast.  I hope this episode brings to mind the joy of the Christmas season no matter what time of year you happen to be listening. 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