{"id":2941,"date":"2012-02-07T19:00:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T01:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/?p=2941"},"modified":"2021-03-12T14:47:46","modified_gmt":"2021-03-12T20:47:46","slug":"two-chairs-no-waiting-174-hooked-on-mayberry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/2012\/02\/two-chairs-no-waiting-174-hooked-on-mayberry\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Chairs No Waiting 174: Hooked on Mayberry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2534\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Two Chairs No Waiting 2011 150\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/tcnw_2011_logo150.jpg\" alt=\"Two Chairs No Waiting\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><strong>Host:<\/strong> Allan Newsome<br \/>\nRunning time: 0:18:07<\/p>\n<p>I know the listeners to Two Chairs No Waiting are all big fans of The Andy Griffith Show but we all have friends who are not fans.\u00a0\u00a0 How can that be?\u00a0 Did their parents not raise them right?\u00a0 Have they been brainwashed into the belief that the show is too &#8220;country&#8221; or &#8220;hickish?&#8221;\u00a0 Do they not have a funny bone?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they just haven&#8217;t been exposed to the fun that Mayberry has to offer?\u00a0 Yeah, that must be it!<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s figure that they just haven&#8217;t seen The Andy Griffith Show.\u00a0 I mean really &#8220;seen&#8221; the show. Actually sat down and paid attention for 30 minutes.\u00a0 That must be why they aren&#8217;t hooked.<\/p>\n<p>Figuring that, what 5 episodes of The Andy Griffith Show will get them hooked like a starving catfish?<\/p>\n<p>Follow me on Twitter if you use twitter. I&#8217;ve been posting Mayberry things there as another way to let folks know about <em>The Andy Griffith Show<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget to leave comments or ask questions on the <a href=\"http:\/\/TwoChairsNoWaiting.com\/\">TwoChairsNoWaiting.com<\/a> website or using the contact information given in the podcast. We&#8217;d love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (256) 513-9526  and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.<\/p>\n<p>If you use iTunes, please visit the <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewPodcast?id=293597632\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Two Chairs No Waiting page of the iTunes store<\/a> and leave a review and rating.<\/p>\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"TCNW 174: Hooked on Mayberry\" style=\"width:640px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe hidef\" id=\"WYL_DhxiL-vIggQ\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/DhxiL-vIggQ\/hqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DhxiL-vIggQ\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT18M10S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2012-02-07T02:13:04Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_DhxiL-vIggQ\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/DhxiL-vIggQ\/hqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">TCNW 174: Hooked on Mayberry<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DhxiL-vIggQ\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/DhxiL-vIggQ\/0.jpg\" alt=\"TCNW 174: Hooked on Mayberry\" width=\"640\" height=\"340\" \/><\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"* Two Chairs No Waiting - Andy Griffith Show Podcast can be found at http:\/\/www.TwoChairsNoWaiting.com Host: Allan Newsome I know the listeners to Two Chairs No Waiting are all big fans of The Andy Griffith Show but we all have friends who are not fans. How can that be? Did their parents not raise them right? Have they been brainwashed into the belief that the show is too &quot;country&quot; or &quot;hickish?&quot; Do they not have a funny bone? Maybe they just haven&#039;t been exposed to the fun that Mayberry has to offer? Yeah, that must be it! So let&#039;s figure that they just haven&#039;t seen The Andy Griffith Show. I mean really &quot;seen&quot; the show. Actually sat down and paid attention for 30 minutes. That must be why they aren&#039;t hooked. Figuring that, what 5 episodes of The Andy Griffith Show will get them hooked like a starving catfish? 5. The Loaded Goat - http:\/\/www.mayberry.info\/history\/index.php?title=The_Loaded_Goat_(TAGS_Episode) Cy Hudgins brings his goat Jimmy to town for one day, and Jimmy gets himself &quot;loaded&quot; on a cache of dynamite. Faced with the menace of a goat who could go &quot;blooie&quot; at any moment, Andy and Barney have to figure a way of getting him out of town. As it turns out, music does soothe the savage beast and Barney plays his harmonica and leads him out beyond the city limits. 4. Barney&#039;s Sidecar - http:\/\/www.mayberry.info\/history\/index.php?title=Barneys_Sidecar_(TAGS_Episode) Determined to nip the speeding on highway 6 in the bud, Barney purchases a motorcycle and sidecar at a military surplus auction. With the town up in arms over Barney&#039;s new toy, Andy tricks Barney into donating the motorcycle to a museum. 3. Mountain Wedding -http:\/\/www.mayberry.info\/history\/index.php?title=Mountain_Wedding_(TAGS_Episode) Andy and Barney visit the Darlings to rid them of Ernest T. Bass, who has his mind set on marrying daughter Charlene. In this debut for Ernest T, Barney ends up being the bride. 2. The Pickle Story - http:\/\/www.mayberry.info\/history\/index.php?title=The_Pickle_Story_(TAGS_Episode) It&#039;s canning time again, and Aunt Bee has put up another batch of pickles. After realizing the only thing they&#039;re good for is killing flies brave enough to land on them, Andy and Barney decide to substitute store-bought for her homemade and hand out the originals to travelers passing through Mayberry. After the switch, Bee decides to enter her pickles in the county fair. Unfortunately, the perennial winner is Clara Johnson, Bee&#039;s best friend, and she has her heart set on winning her 12th blue ribbon in a row. Andy and Barney have no choice but to get rid of all eight jars before she can enter, so they eat night and day until all the pickles are gone. They do their work proudly, but Bee decides that since the boys liked them so much, she will make a double batch. 1.Convicts at Large - http:\/\/www.mayberry.info\/history\/index.php?title=Convicts_at_Large_(TAGS_Episode) Barney and Floyd are held hostage by a gang of escaped female convicts who have been hiding in O&#039;Malley&#039;s cabin outside of town. Andy, who spots Floyd (with one of the convicts)in town buying groceries, thinks they have a little party going on until O&#039;Malley arrives back in town on the bus. Andy and O&#039;Malley engineer a clever scheme and capture all but the ringleader, Big Maude, whom Barney manages to tango out the door and into cuffs. == Links == # Mayberry Historical Society - http:\/\/www.mayberry.info # iMayberry Community - http:\/\/imayberrycommunity.com\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:640px;margin:5px auto;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DhxiL-vIggQ\" target=\"_blank\">Watch this video on YouTube<\/a>.<\/div><\/p>\n<p><strong>Related Links:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mayberry Historical Society &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayberry.info\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/www.mayberry.info<\/a><\/li>\n<li>iMayberry Community &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/imayberrycommunity.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/imayberrycommunity.com<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Executive Producer of Two Chairs No Waiting Episode #174:<\/strong><strong> <span style=\"color: #800000;\">John Simoneaux<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Visit the <em>Two Chairs No Waiting<\/em> store and share your love for the show.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/twochairs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Two Chairs No Waiting Shop<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Subscribe to Two Chairs No Waiting<\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.feedburner.com\/fb\/a\/emailverifySubmit?feedId=2535208&amp;loc=en_US\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"E-mail\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/email.png\" alt=\"E-mail\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/twochairs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Facebook Fan Page\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/facebook.png\" alt=\"Facebook Fan Page\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.feedburner.com\/fb\/a\/emailverifySubmit?feedId=2535208&amp;loc=en_US\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Zune\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/zune-16x16.jpg\" alt=\"Zune\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewPodcast?id=293597632\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"iTunes\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/itunes-icon-16x16.jpg\" alt=\"iTunes\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/imayberry.com\/podcasts\/category\/two-chairs-no-waiting\/feed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"RSS Feed\" src=\"https:\/\/iMayberry.com\/podcasts\/wp-content\/plugins\/sociable\/images\/rss-icon-16x16.jpg\" alt=\"RSS Feed\" \/><\/a>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 760px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;\">Video Version of this podcast on YouTube &#8211; http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=W1ncJ86vgbU<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know the listeners to Two Chairs No Waiting are all big fans of The Andy Griffith Show but we all have friends who are not fans.   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