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Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:31:14

Even in a town where the biggest crime might be a misplaced pickle jar, love found its way into Mayberry’s gentle rhythms. From puppy crushes to long-term romances, the show wove sweetness into its most memorable plots.

One of the earliest and most charming arcs of affection comes from young Opie Taylor. In Season 5’s “Opie Loves Helen,” he awkwardly but adorably develops a crush on his schoolteacher, Miss Helen Crump — even going so far as buying her a gift with his hard-earned 74 cents! Opie’s loves continued into season 8, where in “Opie’s First Love” he musters the courage to ask classmate Mary Alice Carter to a party — a classic tween drama complete with dance plans and mixed signals.

Aunt Bee Taylor’s love life also got its share of spotlight. From an old beau, Roger Hanover, returning to Mayberry to court her to trying out the idea of marriage with dry-cleaner Fred Goss, Aunt Bee was hit by Cupid’s arrow from time to time.

This episode we’ll explore how Andy & Helen and Barney & Thelma Lou romances didn’t rush it, and as fans know, but ultimately end up together. Love in Mayberry wasn’t about drama or high stakes — it was about sincerity, community support, awkward moments, and personal growth.

We’ll play some trivia with the topic “Oh, you’re funny, you are!” by Paul Mulik.

To wrap things up a song for Jenny Boone from her husband Fred. The lyrics are by my friend Ronnie Felker but it is most certainly Fred’s ‘hort’ speakin’ to Jenny’s ‘hort.’

TCNW 877: Love and Laughter, A Valentine’s Day in Mayberry

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Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (256) 513-9526 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

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Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #877: Mike McGonigal

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TCNW 876: Reeoh Flying Cloud

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:28:14

Back in episode 867 of Two Chairs No Waiting called “Real Flying Cloud,” I made what turned out to be a mistake that resulted in me being told I wasn’t “southern” and should have gotten a southerner to translate what Andy said for me.

Well, I’m here to try and earn my southern card back since I was born, raised, and live in Alabama. (It’s hard to get things dune down here without my southern card.) I’ll fix my error and try to help folks born after the 1940’s understand what caused my confusion. I invite you to go back and watch 867 as most all the information I provided was correct but what I heard, as I’ll explain, was not.

Hopefully, this will clear up any misinformation I may have put out in the world and will keep the “bad” information from growing.

We play some fun “Who Said It?” trivia by Paul Mulik with a bit of a twist that I think you’ll enjoy.

TCNW 876: Reeoh Flying Cloud

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Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (256) 513-9526 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

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Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #876: Billy Lenox

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TCNW 867: Real Flying Cloud

Two Chairs No Waiting
Two Chairs No Waiting

Host: Allan Newsome
Running time: 0:51:36

I received a question from “Who’s Been Messin’ Up the Bulletin Board?” Chapter member, Larry Grainger asking:

Do you or some of your listeners know what this line means, from “Citizens Arrest?”

If you don’t immediately recognize that line of dialog, you can be forgiven….mainly because I didn’t remember it myself so if you don’t recall it right away, I’ll feel better.

The quote kicks off from the first scene of Season 4, Episode 11, called “Citizen’s Arrest” (it first aired back on December 2, 1963, which is a whopping 63 years ago from when this podcast drops). In this episode, Deputy Barney Fife, played by Don Knotts, is digging through some dusty old arrest records from past Mayberry sheriffs at the courthouse. He starts reading out loud one of those old misdemeanor charges from way back when.

We’ll answer this question and provide a lot for you to think about as we hit the stories in the Weaver’s Newsletter Nov/Dec 2025. There’s a lot of really good information in there and it’s FREE for you to subscribe and get for yourself.

We’ll follow all that up with some trivia by Paul Mulik covering the topic: Nutrition.

TCNW 867: Real Flying Cloud

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Follow Two Chairs No Waiting on Facebook and/or follow me on Twitter. I  post Mayberry things there as another way to let folks know about The Andy Griffith Show.

Please leave comments or ask questions on the TwoChairsNoWaiting.com website or using the contact information given in the podcast. I would love to have you be a part of our next feedback episode. Call the Two Chairs No Waiting Hot-line at (256) 513-9526 and leave a voice mail to be part of the show.

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Executive producer of Two Chairs No Waiting for Episode #867: Jim Sherill

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